(Russka set without applicator)


At their evening meal, Ms. Y consumes a lobster tail and Mr. X seventeen crab legs (all-you-can-eat offer at the Gardner Street "Red Lobster" in Austin, Texas). He does not dare to go to sleep. He has a guilty conscience. He is afraid of being captured by giant crabs and being cut up into wafer-thin slices, which they would then scan and put into the web. These illustrative images would be taken advantage of by school classes. But that would no longer do Mr. X any good. Finally he falls asleep, dreaming nothing. He only notices, days later, certain signs of constipation. Mr. X resolves to take control of the situation and uses a "Russka" travel enema set. Mr. X's abdominal pains subside.