| Zen & The Art of Projectile Leprosy |
| By FreddyFred |
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4 Easy Steps to Ensuring a Warm Canadian Winter |
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#1 - Take your trusty ol' chainsaw and start cutting through things, preferabbly wood. Start with the lower limbs. Make it fun by pretending you're cutting off someone's arms. |
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#2 - After cutting the tree down, divide it into 1.5' logs. It's helpful to sing |
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#3 - Finish cutting your logs from the base of the tree. If you're thirsty, be sure to drink your Moosehead beer with your weaker hand, so you can use your stronger hand to keep cutting. Multitasking is effective! |
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#4 - When it's -40 outside, start up your fire with your new logs! It's a great opportunity to burn away the evidence from that insider trading scandal. Grab a cup of coffee and crank up the Don Messer album and you're set for one fine Canadian winter's evening! |
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