 unterzoegersdorf.su, a techno-utopian triumph! In accordance with the 25 year plan which has guided all internet development in the Soviet Union since 1987, Soviet Unterzoegersdorf has finally been granted a .su domain name. They only wish that the rest of the Union could have held together long enough to see how proud they are!
The corrupt, monarchistic, and anti-populist Russian Government offered to sell Soviet Unterzoegersdorf the domain name years ago, but "not before the plan dictates" they told them. As progress marches tirelessly forward, next week they will upgrade their modulator-demodulator device "Red Awn" to support "dial tones". They anticipate downtime. Come look at their new URL, http://unterzoegersdorf.su, in all its bittersweet glory.  (Celebration: The Young Brigades of the CPSUZöD constructed a Czarist monument -- and burnt it!) [The Glorious Archives]
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People of the world, you, who sit in your superficially secure third countries. Soviet Unterzögersdorf (pronounced «oon-taa-tsee-gars-doorf») is the last existing appanage republic of the USSR. The enclave maintains no diplomatic relationship with the surrounding so-called «Republic of Austria» or with the Fortress «European Union». The downfall of her motherland -- the Soviet Union -- in the early 1990s had a particularly bad effect on the country’s economic situation. It is a great challenge to secure survival for the small but proud confederation. External reactionary forces put the country in danger. It’s a lack of respect due to a morally corrupted and perhaps even non-existing unity of the peoples. The goal of a glorious future is almost unreachable. But there are a handful of people who don’t give up on a vision for a better tomorrow. Let us tell you the stories of the brave citizens in the beautiful little country of Soviet Unterzögersdorf. It’s a story that will go into history.
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