55th Party Convention of the CPSUZöD

Commissar Nikita Chrusov, commander of the 4th battalion of the Red Army of Soviet Unterzögersdorf, arrives on schedule at the arranged meeting point in the hall of the train station Vienna Central. Enraged at having looked for the group for a while, he finds them outside between a sausage stand and a trashy shop.
Chrusov makes a condescending remark about the high prizes of Austrian leather goods (his military boots cost only 340 Saljuts/2 Euros/2 Dollars!) and...