Imagine this: auntie visits her relatives and after the regular smooching asks her young nephew, clad in black jeans and black t-shirt, if he is still playing in this band and what they are called. The boy gets red all over and answers: “Amputated Genitals”. The mother stands by and says: “What? You told me you were called Into The Gore!” Then auntie says: “You know, I like your uncle’s son’s band which is called Men Eater.”  

Here are some more great ones:

Anal Blast

Ancient Necropsy

Atrocious Abnormality

Bile Nephrosis

Chainsaw Dissection

Cliteater

Corpsefucking Art

Death of Millions

Decrepit Birth

Devoured Decapitation

Eviscerated

Exquisite Pus

Gay for Johnny Depp

Goretrade

Gutrot

Human Excoriation

Holocausto Genital

Impaled

Infernal Hate

Necrodeath

Necrotic Flesh

Necrotic Chaos

Offal Stench

Putrid Pile

Ulcerous Phlegm

And no, I didn’t make up a single one of them. But the joke wears thin pretty fast.

But here is the album cover of Impaled Northern Moonforest of their album “Burn in Hell”. Evil, dude, very evil!! Buuaaarrgh...

June 2008 - fuck you, goodnight!