The idea is: to detect sustainable sources of energy, i.e. things that look as if  they will be around for a long time to come and in a mass-quantitiy. Then scientists can start to find ways to transform these things into energy. Problem solved. Great, because ...

 

All nuclear power stations could be closed, if scientists found a way to transform these into energy:

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error messages of windows XP

broken links on the internet

jazz solos

porn movies

news headlines

alternative rock

dance figures

love novels

fashion trends

tv shows

holes

knickers

hang-overs

other people's sweat

Playboy Bunnies

mp3s

canned food past the experation date

snow

photos taken with mobile phones

laughter

 

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